14. The SLG – Sexy Librarian Glasses

For some, it may be a fashion choice to rock eyeglasses even without a prescription (poser) but for us it’s a necessity for the days when we have blood shot eyes. Or like yesterday, when you forgot to take out your contacts from last night, it wasn’t really your fault due to Josh coming over and it’s too young in the relationship to show him your Sunday lazy style.

The SLG is great for Sunday brunch, running to starbucks or when you’re too tired from last night to put in your contacts for work.  Suck it cubicle life. If you select the right pair, we prefer a little larger frame, you can be mistaken for a sexy librarian. With the right touch, your IQ just went up a notch and bystanders have no idea of what went on in your life the night before to defer that stance. Now, that is what I call the power of fashion.

Nooner Approved

One || Two || Three 


4. The IDGAF Brunch Sweater

Every “nooner” girl has a wide variety of sweaters in her dresser draw to go to, not only when the temperature plummet’s but when she doesn’t really give a f*ck. You had a lot to overcome this Saturday morning. First you had to get out of bed, second you had to make an excuse for your guy of the night to get out and get going (after that workout last night, you’re starving). Third, you have to trick your body into thinking you’re not hung over and can leave the toilet. After all of that, you still need a respectable outfit to go out to brunch in.

Like everything we do, this isn’t just a sweater and we just don’t have one. It’s not fitted but it has just the right amount of sexy and slouchy to still have you be the best dressed amongst your friends and the whole restaurant at brunch. Match it with shorts over tights, a black mini skirt, or jeans of any variety.  What makes this sweater fashionable and not a train wreck is the fabric. Opt for cashmere because you’re a luxe betch, ribbed to add texture, a pop of color to convince everyone around you you’re not dead and/or a pattern to show personality.

Together, you’re a perfect mix of class and hot mess.

Three Nooner approved IDGAF Brunch Sweaters: 

One || Two || Three 

and just for fun