3. The Sexual Souvenir

While cleaning up your apartment form the night before, you realize 1. There’s my lip-gloss! And 2. (Insert guys name) left his vintage T shirt or v-neck sweater at your apartment. It definitely looked great on him but then after staring at it for a while on the floor of your room, an outfit clicked in your head.  Every girl has her share of sexual souvenirs. It could be your boyfriends, ex boyfriend or just a random hook up. No matter who it was, we all know it’s always the right amount of nonchalance and always the right amount of memory contained in the item.

Items to grab from your man:

Sweaters – A sweater that is a little two big IS right now. Instead of buying a “boyfriend” inspired sweater, here’s a perfect chance to save money. Saving money for drinks or shoes never felt so good.

Button downs – Snagging a white button down from your man is definitely a score in more ways than one. Besides lounging around in his shirt, this men’s basic is perfect for pairing over a tight leggings or tight jeans. With this outfit, make sure to grab your crown jewels to spice up the look.

Vintage T-shirts – Guys have a knack for collecting cool T’s over the years. They can be from bars from college, high school, or where ever there adventures may have led. Pair it with a cardigan and jeans and your ready to take whiskey shots at a dive bar. There you are in the back of the bar with another guy who complemented you on your T, how romantic.  Can we say conversation piece?

Of course if he keeps on complaining for it back, I guess you should be nice or how bout showing him why its better that you have it.

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