3. The Sexual Souvenir

While cleaning up your apartment form the night before, you realize 1. There’s my lip-gloss! And 2. (Insert guys name) left his vintage T shirt or v-neck sweater at your apartment. It definitely looked great on him but then after staring at it for a while on the floor of your room, an outfit clicked in your head.  Every girl has her share of sexual souvenirs. It could be your boyfriends, ex boyfriend or just a random hook up. No matter who it was, we all know it’s always the right amount of nonchalance and always the right amount of memory contained in the item.

Items to grab from your man:

Sweaters – A sweater that is a little two big IS right now. Instead of buying a “boyfriend” inspired sweater, here’s a perfect chance to save money. Saving money for drinks or shoes never felt so good.

Button downs – Snagging a white button down from your man is definitely a score in more ways than one. Besides lounging around in his shirt, this men’s basic is perfect for pairing over a tight leggings or tight jeans. With this outfit, make sure to grab your crown jewels to spice up the look.

Vintage T-shirts – Guys have a knack for collecting cool T’s over the years. They can be from bars from college, high school, or where ever there adventures may have led. Pair it with a cardigan and jeans and your ready to take whiskey shots at a dive bar. There you are in the back of the bar with another guy who complemented you on your T, how romantic.  Can we say conversation piece?

Of course if he keeps on complaining for it back, I guess you should be nice or how bout showing him why its better that you have it.


2. The Hung Over Shades

It’s true, you drank too much last night. You still don’t understand why you don’t have an assistant that can fetch a latte for you in the morning or why for that matter Starbucks can’t deliver. After your roommates repeatedly tell you “no” after asking them to go for you, you decide to brave the outside for yourself. Thanks, guys, thanks!

You walk out the door and become shocked on how bright it is. Its as if the sun is mocking you for not being as cheery. Enter the hung over shades.  They hide your fucked up from the night before persona but just remember they don’t shade your irritated attitude.

They’re basic but also have personally and dark enough to do the most important thing, hide your blood shot eyes. Here are three nooner-approved shades.

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1. The Sex Hair Hat

It’s the day after one of the best nights of your life, you laugh because you also said that yesterday morning when you woke up. You remove the arm that’s lying over your shoulder and give him a kiss before looking at your phone. Jenny already texted you to remind you about brunch at 1pm. Fuck its already 12:30. You’re a little scared to check your bank balance, there’s something about liquor that makes you think your rich enough to buy multiple rounds for everyone. Oh well.  Anyway lets get back on track, the guy you’ve been dating and putting in some serious flirting work with has finally come home with you. Obviously it was great. Although you may want to roll in bed for the rest of the day with him, soon it or later you have to leave.  Enter, the sex hair hat.

This isn’t the run of the mill ‘good girl’ hat, that’s only worn when it’s snowing. Let’s face it nothing we do is run of the mill or resembles anything of being so called ‘good’. Which is why, It’s a statement piece for the girl who parties all night and sleeps till noon.

Nooner-Approved Options

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